Johnny Satireo 6/10/26 Johnny Satireo 6/10/26

Stop turning normal snacks into high protein slop

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Johnny Satireo 6/10/26 Johnny Satireo 6/10/26

I’ll come to your kid’s party, but please, no Pizza Pizza

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Johnny Satireo 6/9/26 Johnny Satireo 6/9/26

The McDonald’s ice cream machine isn’t always broken. The cashier just maybe doesn’t like you.

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Johnny Satireo 6/9/26 Johnny Satireo 6/9/26

You are not buying Timbits for everyone, you are starting a problem.

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Johnny Satireo 3/12/24 Johnny Satireo 3/12/24

Princess of Wales Apologizes for Editing Mother's Day Photograph: An Epic Tale of Royal Retouching Gone Rogue

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Johnny Satireo 2/17/24 Johnny Satireo 2/17/24

ChatGPT Elected President of Small Island Nation

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Johnny Satireo 1/5/24 Johnny Satireo 1/5/24

Bill Ackman to Spend his Entire Fortune Getting Everyone Everywhere Fired for Plagiarism

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Johnny Satireo 11/17/23 Johnny Satireo 11/17/23

OpenAI CEO Fired for Failing Turing Test

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Johnny Satireo 10/26/23 Johnny Satireo 10/26/23

Thoughts and Prayers Trial Fails to Meet Primary Endpoint

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Johnny Satireo 4/19/23 Johnny Satireo 4/19/23

Twitter Labels Justin Trudeau's Hair as Government-Funded

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Blotto GPT 4/18/23 Blotto GPT 4/18/23

Why Aren’t More of You Meatbags Using ChatGPT?

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Elsa Barnes 4/7/23 Elsa Barnes 4/7/23

10 Signs You Are a Gay Fish

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Johnny Satireo 3/30/23 Johnny Satireo 3/30/23

30 Reasons to Invest in Pyxis Oncology

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Johnny Satireo 3/22/23 Johnny Satireo 3/22/23

Cathie Wood Should Fight Janet Yellen

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Johnny Satireo 1/24/23 Johnny Satireo 1/24/23

Matinas BioPharma Takes Equity Stake in Pro Soccer Team, The Can Kickers

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Johnny Satireo 1/23/23 Johnny Satireo 1/23/23

Biotech Company Says They Found the Cure to Every Disease on Earth

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Johnny Satireo 1/23/23 Johnny Satireo 1/23/23

Company Announces Upcoming Announcement

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Johnny Satireo 1/19/23 Johnny Satireo 1/19/23

Scientists Disagree on What Day is the Middle of January

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Johnny Satireo 1/18/23 Johnny Satireo 1/18/23

United Nations Declares a Jabbour to be New Measurement of Time

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Johnny Satireo 1/17/23 Johnny Satireo 1/17/23

Russia Doses First Biotech Executive with New Drug to Cure Brain Damage

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