Open AI Experiences Rapid Unscheduled Disassembly: Here’s What Happened

Well, buckle up, folks (but not in a buttercup way), because the tech world just went through its own version of a daytime soap opera, only with more robots and fewer steamy love triangles. The drama? OpenAI, the poster child for "We're definitely not Skynet, trust us," just had a meltdown that would make a telenovela blush.

The Great Silicon Valley Shuffle: CEOs Playing Musical Chairs

Greg Brockman, OpenAI's president (well, former president now), dropped a bombshell on Friday faster than someone unmatching you on Tinder. He peaced out of OpenAI just hours after the company gave CEO and cofounder Sam Altman the boot. Talk about a double whammy! Brockman's farewell note was more dramatic than a teenager's diary entry: "We’ve been through tough and great times together... But based on today’s news, I quit."

Altman, the now ex-CEO who was apparently leading AI's charge into the future, got ousted like last season's fashion trends. The reason? The board said he wasn't "consistently candid." In the corporate world, that's like saying your blind date has a "great personality."

Mira Murati Takes the Helm

In the midst of this boardroom brawl, Mira Murati, OpenAI's chief technology officer, got the golden ticket to be the interim CEO. Imagine being promoted at work because your bosses couldn't play nice in the sandbox.

The news of Altman's dismissal sent shockwaves through the tech world. I mean, OpenAI is the company that made ChatGPT, an AI so smart it makes Alexa look like a toaster with special needs. This AI juggernaut, under Altman's watch, soared to popularity quicker than a three-headed cat video on Tik Tok. It even had Google sweating in its digital boots!

The Plot Thickens: Conspiracy Theories and Silicon Valley Shenanigans

Basically what happened was this. A bunch of nerds (Sam Altman and Greg Brockman group) who understand that to run a company like OpenAI which is reportedly burning $700K a day to keep ChatGPT running, you need to make money at some point and they wanted to move fast at building an AGI. These nerds got into a fight with some other nerds (Ilya Sutskever and Mira Murati group) who are terrified of AI blowing up the planet and want everything to be free and OpenAI to be a non-profit again.

Microsoft, which invested nearly $13B in OpenAI somehow didn’t have a seat on the board of directors. There was only 6 people on the board of directors. Altman, Brockman, Sutskeve, the CEO of Quora (yes that Quora), some government chick with AI credentials (fine), a professor (lol), and Joseph Gordon-Levitt’s wife (I am not making this up.) So, it was 4 against 2 and they voted to fire Altman and then Brockman quit. Now more senior engineers are quitting and the future of ChaGPT is blurry.

Hazy Future

So, what's next for OpenAI? Well, with senior engineers jumping ship faster than rats on the Titanic, the future of ChatGPT is as clear as mud. The tech world is spinning faster than a fidget spinner in the hands of a bored millennial.

In conclusion, OpenAI's recent drama is a clusterfuck of epic proportions. It's like watching a tech version of Game of Thrones, but instead of dragons, we have AI. And just like in GoT, more heads might roll and the final season will probably be trash. Stay tuned, folks, because this story has more twists than a pretzel factory.

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